Hello its me Lola... can you believe this ? we have all been groomed twice already this week ! & guess what ? Now she who must be obeyed at all times whatever the circumstances right... thats Mommy of course ~ says I look grubby & I am going in the bath ! on a Thursday ! Unheard of here... normally its a Friday or Saturday ! cos we got a show ! but on a Thursday ? pfft... Douglarse aint getting a bath cos he is always soooo clean ~ & the Golden Boy ! nor is Auntie Annabelle ( she would rather eat her own liver than get wet ) nor is my Grand Daddy Eugene cos he went for a swim in the pool ! Just ME ! Can you believe it ? ME ! Douglas : Lola... whats up with you ? Throwing a little old hissy fit there ~ Baby cakes ! You LOVE the bath ! you jump in & roll in the bubbles... kicking those little old short leggies you got going on there like a crazy thing ! & you LOVE the hair dryer too ~ makes you go all sleepy like... So what is up with you ? Lola : Nuffin :( Douglas : Yes there is... you can tell me dude ! Wont go no further ok ? Lola : You promise Douglas ? Douglas : Err ~ yeah ok... Lola : Well last time I got a bath ~ I got shampoo in my eye :( & it stung... for ages ! at least 2 minutes ! Im scared it might happen again :( Douglas : Shampoo ? in yer eye ? Well ~ its better than it going up yer A ... Erm bottom :) Shut your eyes then you wally brain ! Hop in hop out ~ get bathed get dry & get a big bad old boy tripey stick ~ sweet cheeks ;) Lola : You sure I will be ok ? Douglas : Yeah ! course you will Lola ! You trust me dont yer ? Lola : NO I dont Douglas ~ thats the problem... :( Mommy : Lola... come on baby girl... bath time ! Lola : Ok... note to self: Eyes closed Lola... fink of the tripey stick ~ tripey stick ~ tripey... mmm lush. Coming Mommy !!!
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 12:17:36 +0000
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