Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a hair hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and thats the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Crisps: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how???) On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But, its just a suggestion). On Sainburys Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (And you thought.....????.) On packaging for a pressing iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldnt this save me more time?) On Boots Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And...Im taking this because???) On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. Im a bit curious.) On Salted peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Posted on: Tue, 20 May 2014 13:49:03 +0000
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