Here, as a public service, particularly to the Church of Scientology, is a list of my misdeeds, mistakes and scandals in my life: 1. Vomited on mothers bean bag - 1989 2. Forgot to pick sister up from airport in her car she had loaned me for the week - 1991 3. Broke speed limit by so much it took police 9 kilometres to catch up with me through and around the city of Toowoomba - 1981. 4. Fell asleep while driving home on New Years Eve, 1981. 5. Played Country Roads in major 7ths at John Denver-fest, Germany, 2015. 6. Threw cat out 2nd floor window to see if it would land right side up - 1977 & 2015 (not the same cat) 7. Held two separate farewell work parties for myself simultaneously. Workmates I was friendly with were invited to the real party. Workmates I couldnt stand the sight of were invited to another location and simply waited around all lunch time for the party to begin. Which it never did. Cos, like, we were already having fun at the real party. 1986. 8. Wrote letter to Australia Post which convinced them they should let my Spanish friend The Arrogant Samaritan opt out of joining the compulsory postal workers union. He was the first person ever allowed to do so. 1990. 9. Ended an argument with my ex-girlfriend by jumping out of the car while it was moving. 1988. 10. Practiced playing guitar and other musical instruments while driving late at night on the Bruce Highway in two states. 1998-99.
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 23:21:55 +0000
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