Here is a little look into how my mind works...Peggy and the boys are at Grandmas for the weekend.. I am on call soo.. I am batchin it.. I clean out the coop today.. work on the goat barn a little.. all the while wearing my warm weather uniform.. a t shirt that says Awesome Dad a pair of faded camo cargo shorts.. EVERY pocket of which is loaded with screws from working on the goat barn.. AND.. I cut the tops off of my oldest pair of knee high rubber boots.. making them into .. loafers if you will ( DONT JUDGE ME!!! I want an even tan on my calves.. ok).. I know.. I am like a French fashion model.. I remembered I needed to deliver eggs to a loyal client.. Then I realized.. I am out of.. snacks.. TRIP TO WALMART!!! ( yes dressed like this.. I AM OUT OF SNACKS PEOPLE.. PRIORITIES!!!) .. I whip up in front of the store.. look in the mirror.. twirl my mustache.. because I can face anything if my stache is lookin good!! An enter into the Easter Eve melee that is Walmart... Got my snacks... nobody really noticed my outfit.. ( it is Walmart in Brazil after all..) and one little boy in a cart ahead of me said Hey MIFTER.. I WEALLY like your mustache!! see.. it pays to pay attention to your appearance.... Gotta go feed da goats and then open up some snacks... livin it up at Rancho Manly this evening!! WHOOP!!
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 23:44:14 +0000
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