Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians; during a recent appearance at Ceasers in Windsor : If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they dont work there, You may live in Canada .. If youve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada . If youve had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada . If Vacation means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada . If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada . If you have switched from heat to A/C in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada . If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada . If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada . If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada . If you design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada . If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- youre going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada . If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada . If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada . If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada . If you find -2 degrees a little chilly, you may live in Canada . If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 14:26:29 +0000
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