Here is what made the Top Ten for this last week. Top Ten Signs Your New Year is Not Off to a Good Start 10. You lost seven Bowl games in a row. 9. That random girl you kissed at midnight on New Years Eve? The girlfriend of the Hells Angel standing behind you. 8. You step on the scale and it reads To be continued… 7. Your life just became the lyrics to a new country song. 6. You didnt realize it was 2015. 5. Champagne cork hit you in the eye, your food poisoning from the shrimp, and you kissed your Aunt Sue when the ball dropped. 4. Your resolution on the previous New Year was to loose ten pounds, your Resolution this year is to lose 20 lbs. 3. The first sentence you hear is Will the defendant please rise?” 2. Gil is beating you in the bowl game rankings. 1. You wake up from the New Years party naked, in the bathroom and remember the party was at your church.
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 18:30:43 +0000
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