Heres a simple cheap alternative to killing Sharks. Robot Orcas. Youve seen the toy fish that really swim. We just build vulcanized rubber models scaled to full size. The same stuff car tires are made out of. When wet it looks like Orca skin. Add programmable computers guided by GPS and remote control. All they have to do is swim back and forth along stretches of coast used by both humans and sharks. Simples. Sharks are scared of larger predators. Just like all predators. But dont expect the Abbott Government to think of this. They have the collective IQ of a Walnut. Hating sharks is like hating Lightning or slippery surfaces. Sharks are simply fish. Being the biggest predatory fish out there theyll eat anything smaller than themselves. Same as a cat or bear. Same as humans when we were hunters. Only modern humans follow set menus. Wild animals are opportunists. Killing them in revenge is pointless. Killing them to prevent attacks is also pointless. They are nomadic. So chances are youll catch a different Shark anyway. These creatures are already being finned close to the point of extinction by stupid Asians who think fin soup is really cool. The same idiots who think Tiger Penis will help them get their limp dicks to work. Clearly Westerners are no smarter. Certainly not that megalomaniacal mad monk catholic extremist dropkick Tony Abbott. But then what can you expect from the moron who got rid of the Science Ministry as his very first act.
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 03:27:12 +0000