Heres a test of faithfulness to you Godzilla fans. This is to see who is true and who is not. Ever since Godzilla 2014 -- the first and only Godzilla movie to ever CORRECTLY portray the Godzilla character and to correctly adhere to its mythos -- it seems theres an endless parade of picketing idiots coming out of the 98 closet, wanting some sort of equal treatment for it. Its as if theyre approaching it the way a group would approach demanding gay rights (which Im all for by the way), but in this case, 98ers (or 98 fags as I formally call them [the term fag should be changed to mean 98 fan]) its best they stay closeted. Theres literally no place in the Godzilla fandom for them. Stop bringing it up, its like bringing up Auschwitz to Jews. I believe most people who like Shitguana 98 are also Bayldos (fans of Baysplosions). These are the kinds of people who would go see a movie that is literally just special effects shots of explosions for two hours, come out, and say with their cross eyes and slack jaws whilst attempting to pat their friends on the back with their short arms, Dat wuz a gud moobie! 98 was a poor excuse not only for a Godzilla movie, but for a movie in general. It appeals to the lowest common denominator of the film-going public, its a film for people who liked Jurassic Park but wanted something more. Its a film for people whove never seen a Godzilla movie and dont want to because they cant wrap their minds around the overall message, but still gape in awe at the cool-sounding name. The idiots want to have their cake and eat it too. But our goal as true fans is to deny them their cake. Make them suffer slowly and fade into oblivion.
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 05:16:32 +0000
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