Heres a true reproduction of an application letter for a job I came across today. Curriculum Vityae I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of shoprite. I complete to std 8 examination certificate in 1997. My skool HLOMANI HIGH SKOOL very good. I am 27 ears to be Born of age and not mallied and no Childish. My father is dead long time ago and my mother marry in KWA-ZULU NATAL Country there 10 years now, no see she so nobody known to help me. My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of MKHIZE teacher teaching me is jelas of myself. Me wear expenses cloth than MKHIZE teacher. I hear people you want security guards to you company and I tell you I Am one of that job experience for two years. I shot thief dead. I want to Join the company of you and chase criminal out with me AK47. Please consider my aplication careful and call me any time because me Have celphone. I am very hornest and can speak English free of charge. Please also great your wife. And rememba that English is not our mother land. LOL! You cant make this stuff up!
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 08:15:36 +0000
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