Heres the thing nobody talks about about mermaids. And Mermaid hair is their pubic hair. Yup. They boink by rubbing the heads together. They have no junk you see. So if you say you actually would like Ariel to give you head, you dont know the half of it. Prince Eric knows. Yeah so all their head hair is pubic, now do they wash it? This is still unknown. Im going to go out on a limb and say no cuz: another thing about mermaids: theyre gross. Unless theyre giving you a nice knob-job with their craniogenitals, theyre actually gross and rude -- who knew? No manners in the ocean. Now theyre self-aware and sentient and you gotta respect that because that, evoltionarily, is quite an accomplishment but theyre rude and gross and Id imagine unsanitary and theyll give you a good skull-eff but thats about all you can expect from a mermaid. And a merman is even more repulsive. Because they have a schlong hanging off their heads. Thats why you never see movies about them. And why Triton has a hat in the Disney one. Theyre true and literal dickheads.
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 05:09:51 +0000
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