Here’s a list of the five funniest/stupidest things I have heard on first dates. (It was nice to spend time with someone who is soulful, smart and not certifiable tonight btw) 1. The best: from an engineer at Celtic Knot: “Engineer may be my ‘job’, but my ideal place in society is professional whore.” 2. Same man (after dinner I will bolt): “At first I thought I had a demon or some kind of monster living inside of me, but my therapist helped me see that it was actually a changeling. Her name is Lita. She wants to know if she can sleep with you tonight since it’s so cold outside.” 3. At Potbelly’s in Evanston, the consultant/journalist guy who likes to talk about his therapy support group says: “I love my therapist. In fact, I plan to be in therapy for the rest of my life with this guy. “ 4. At Hamburger Mary’s, she says: “I think it all (origin/meaning of life) has to do with aliens.” 5. While at the Evanston beach, surrounded by families and their noise, he says, “See, girl, I’m gonna eventually want keys to your place so that I can come in there and make sure you be doing the right things.”
Posted on: Sat, 13 Jul 2013 02:54:39 +0000
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