Hes so self-centered! He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, both religious and secular. He chews with his mouth open. He gambles. He hangs out in a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes! He blows his nose on the towels and puts them back in the middle! He drinks out of the carton. He never changes the baby. When he goes to sleep, he makes chewing noises. When he wakes up, he makes honking noises. Oh, oh, and he scratches himself with his keys. I guess thats it... Oh, no, wait. He kicks me in his sleep and his toenails are too long, and yellow. - Marge Simpson
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 12:00:03 +0000
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