Hey - Its 2 am on Tuesday morning. About an hour ago my daughter walked into my room and said, there is something in my room, so I grabbed the pistol......nope dont have one, so I grabbed my shot gun......nope dont have one, so I went into her room unarmed and was dive bombed by the local fauna. So I grabbed the badminton racket, I dont play tennis, and prepared for mortal combat. While contemplating my strategy upon entering the small bedroom my adversary beat me to the point and crawled under the bedroom door (really!!!!) and was now free to roam the entire house. So I grabbed my AR 47....nope. Anyway, bat was defeated on the third dive bomb and is now in our frig waiting transfer to the U of M Vet Lab for rabies diagnosis. Never a dull moment when you are a public school teacher!
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 07:35:17 +0000
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