Hey everyone! We are totally having a yard sale which means this is one golden opportunity for you to wear my old clothes and drink out of mugs I once drank out of! As a special bonus for today and TODAY ONLY I will personally autograph anything you buy. Heres some fun facts about this historic event: Our garage sales are where the Dos Equis guy bought most of his housewares, and clothes for his 16 children. Funeral processions have been known to stop and browse at a Clark garage sale, because they know theyll find a good deal. Boyles Joyland asked us to only have a garage sale once every 5 years or it would put them out of business. We could clothe an entire army of babies with our selection of newborn to 18 month clothes, but the army would be so adorable it would win all the wars and then babies would rule the world, so we wont (you are welcome). The patio set for sale was rumored to once be owned by that rubber band peddling single nutted cheater Lance Armstrong. Guest appearances by Tyra Banks* and Tupac*. *subject to availability Its at our house at 1906 SW Bowman Ct in Topeka, the one with the pirate flag and the mob of people trying to get all our cool stuff.
Posted on: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 12:32:27 +0000
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