Hey everyone, been a long time since I posted anything on here, so this is a post. Today Im going to put some words down about my favorite, and perhaps the most important topic I can think of. Me. That last sentence was only one word, and probably is improper grammar and I almost typed gramma, but then I didnt. So first thing first, after the preamble, I am Sam. Not like from that movie, but like from real life, where Sean Penn is just a weird looking guy who sells sweaters out of a spray painted van. My favorite color is green. Or red sometimes. I truly enjoy Neil Young, no sarcasm. He is one of my favorite musicians ever. From here on out, Im just going to list some things about me, because I am important, to me. I kick ass, figuratively speaking. To the jump! I can not surf. Sharks scare me, and Im not a strong swimmer. Sometimes I twirl my hair with my fingers. Dont know why, but it feels good. I feel bad for worms that get stuck on pavement after a storm. A couple of times a week my cat wakes me up by sleeping on my head. Once, I drank three whisky cokes in a night. Dozens of other times I drank way more. I one time fell down on stage. I was sober. I love pizza. Also, cheeseburgers. I think Protest The Hero is the most underappreciated band of all time. I read history articles every night. I also read a science journal every night. Some of my friends think Im pretty smart. Some of my friends know Im pretty dumb. Stephen King writes more words than I have ever said. I think all politicians are mean people. I think if you are still reading this, than you are a hot dog. Seriously, this post sucks. I mean, its long, so theres that. But the content is just boring and poorly written. I am a better writer than this. But maybe Im not. Maybe this post sucks because I suck. At writing. No, Facebook sucks. That is why this sucks, not because of me sucking. You suck too.
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 01:23:59 +0000
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