Hey, sup! ;) Great Ways to Annoy People in the Computer Lab Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different monitor than the one its set up with. Bring a chainsaw, but dont use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say Just in case... mysteriously. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease, and scream YES! when it finishes. If youre sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight whenever there is processing time required. Light candles in a circle around your terminal before starting. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesnt work. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. Stare at the persons next to yours screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say You did that? loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best. :D :v :P
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 22:11:45 +0000
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