Hi there! Glad I found your website thingy you got goin on here! I just gotta say, Im so sick and tired of these goddamn devil worshippin sinboarders screwing up my community with their evil doin and satanic devilry I could scream! I got a few of these knucklehead skatanists in my community and some of them even play in a Rock n Rollster band called The Hessian Wolf Children. Idiots. They should call themselves The Ish-Tards as far as Im concerned. So, after my nightly 4 gallons of vegetarian Ice Cream, I decided to do my exercise walk which loops the local sinboard park (I call it The Pentagram Arena) and I noticed that these Hessian Wolf Heathens were there and sitting in a circle by 3 lit candles. I immediately walked up to an onlooker and said Whats going on here? and shes all like I dont know, but they keep saying Our Dark Father, Lord Skatanas, open the portals One! Two! Three! and grant us the powers of Skatanic Mysteries! Disgusting. Right there out in the open. I even saw a child wearing their T-Shirt (pictured below). It seems these sinboarders are starting to convert the youngsters into their coven of pagan piggery. Anyhoo, just wanted to stop by and show some support for your noble cause! Godspeed, my brother!!!
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 08:50:01 +0000
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