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Hi there! The kids call me Mr Sweet Little Happy Flappy OPossum Brute Bird. That lady wont give me dinner yet. Instead, she keeps trying to put those icky bananas, broccoli, corn, and sweet potatoes in my face. She even tried to give me carrots! Blech! She keeps telling me that I should try big bird food, but Im pretty sure that stuff is all poisonous. I mean.... Why would I eat that stuff when I have this delicious grey porridge to eat? Crazy lady! She also says I make some really adorable sounds, but thats embarrassing, so Im not going to make them for you. If she doesnt feed me soon, Im just going to keep licking her skin until she takes the hint. I found out that if I lick her neck or chin, it makes her scream. Thats my new favorite game. Annoy Mom until she feeds me! All. Day. Long! Guess what! It works!
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 23:49:22 +0000

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