Highlight of the Newtown Festival? Queuing up to try a satay - TopicsExpress



          

Highlight of the Newtown Festival? Queuing up to try a satay sauce, when some Skeletor-sounding sunblock-smeared simpleton loudly demands LET ME THROUGH! Believing that he was just impatient for satay, I ignored him, had a taste, then stepped aside. When he finally got through (after glaring at me) he proceeded to put his video recorder on the table, squat in front of it, then eat a bag of jelly-beans on camera. Watch out Steven Spielberg...
Posted on: Sun, 02 Mar 2014 07:44:39 +0000

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