Hilarious Nigerian Political Satire from Ena Ofugara Ofugara is ridiculing the alliance of Nigerian Presidential hopeful Muhammadu Buhari and his running mate Prof. Osinbanjo. Buhari is holding Osibanjos hand in the pic. I dont know if the facial and bodily expressions of the figures are unmanipulated IF THE BODY SPOKE. Buhari: Shege! Who is this infidel pygmy this Tinubu has given me now? I am an old man, I cannot be bending my waist just to shake hands with him. How will I present him in Sokoto for campaign? Okay, I will do him as we did Bakare, we will not allow him address the crowd. Last time it was El Rufai that pretended to be my vice president as we hid Bakare in an Agbada. Amaechi at least had free money. One day one day, Muslim can present all muslim ticket and executive like I did in 1984. Osibanjo: Father forgive me. The flesh is weak. The psychologist said because I am short, I am unable to say NO to anything that gives me a feeling of importance. Father forgive me for the terrible things I always do because of politics. Do you know I cloned RCCG Twitter handle so people will think Enoch Adeboye is supporting me? I know they are very happy with GEJ who has shown the church respect. Me? I am in alliance with Tinubu, a known thief, an official drug seller convict. I join him to stea in my own intelligent way, that fools the public but not you God. l. I know my 87 million naira tithe is an abomination to you and the G.O is not impressed, how much more you. But the flesh is weak Baba. Your son said it. But Baba, how can a man who does not have the intelligence to comprehend any of my books be my boss? I dont even hear what he is saying. What is A FEE CEE? How can he say I am a man of impeachable character on channels? I know he meant impeccable or unimpeachable. Baba God, I am so ashamed, but the flesh is weak. He refused me before. He does not like me. Tinubu is the one doing this for me....to me. I cannot even look at the man Buhari. I hate him too. I am looking down like Peter did after he denied you and the cock crowed. God forgive me. I know I am really useless to this ticket. This man will never listen to a bloody-civilian vice president without political clout like me. I am useless to this ticket. But God....dear God....I pray for the unction of Goodluck Jonathan. You know how he became president. Baba, I am not saying Buhari should...should....should die, I am just saying what happened to Yaradua that made Goodluck president, let it hapen to Buhari in Jesus Mighty name....AMEN!!!! Hallelujahhhh.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 19:30:19 +0000
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