Historic conference between Rabbi Gideon Slifkin and Rabbi Pinky - TopicsExpress



          

Historic conference between Rabbi Gideon Slifkin and Rabbi Pinky Schmeckelstein in Washington DC has arrived at a monumental conclusion. The following is a formal statement issued at the conclusion of the Conference: On behalf of Ultra Orthodox, Modern Orthodox, Open Orthodox, OTD, Conservative, Reform, and unaffiliated Jews, we hereby declare that: - Eliyahu Fink needs a haircut - Shmuli Boteach needs a shave - The Satmar Rebbe needs to give his Payis a Perm. Reb Aron, not the other one - Ari Mandel needs to post more pictures of himself in uniform - Pearl Reich needs to post more selfies - Malky Wigder needs to post in Yiddish - Chanie Friedman needs to post more pictures of her doggie - The Lubavitcher Rebbe may not be the Moshiach, but he may return to Oilum Hazeh to pick up his keys, which he forgot on the kitchen table Signed Gideon Xavier Slifkin Pinky Quixote Schmeckelstein
Posted on: Wed, 14 May 2014 03:15:59 +0000

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