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How Many Church Members To Change a Light Bulb? CHARISMATIC: Only one. Hands already in the air. PENTECOSTALS: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. PRESBYTERIANS: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. ROMAN CATHOLIC: None. Candles only. BAPTISTS: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad. EPISCOPALIANS: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better. NAZARENE: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. LUTHERANS: None. Lutherans dont believe in change. AMISH: Whats a light bulb? MORMONS: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

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