How did Sh*t get there?!? ATTENTION those who think they want CHILDREN!! A small view of my morning Toddler jumping on me, over me, through me if she could as I slowly wake up from my fog of 2 1/2 hours sleep post night shift... Frozen on in the background (for the 96,367,274 time) and a bowl of Graham Crackers to babysit my wonderful 2 year old. (Dont judge, Im tired ok) My 5 year old asking the same question what seems to be like 15 times within 15 seconds... Damn can I get a second to respond? Awesome, Graham cracker crumbs all in my bed and stuck to other places I dont care to mention. (Ugh I JUST changed these sheets!) How did that 1/2 eaten apple slice get in my bra? Wow Arizona must have shared... Finally I arise from my Fog and down some E&E. OK Im READY!! Lets get up and get my workout on... then... my sweet girl brings me my make-up brush covered in what appears to be green sh*t... WTF??? What IS that? I daringly sniff because how else will a parent know what that goo is?? YEP it smells like poop... She clearly smells and has a load in the diaper but HOW and WHY is it on my make-up brush?? I look her over and nothing has exploded from her diaper... I go into the livingroom and a nice Picasso of Arizonas poop is on the tile floor. Naturally I have my 5 year old is that poop?! But not missing a beat from his video game. Yes, yes it is poop... Pretty impressive that she painted this nice picture for us in about 5 minutes AND didnt make a mess on her legs.. How did she poop outside her diaper AND shorts with NO mess except for her artwork?? Im shocked, baffled, and a little impressed... as I clean the sh*t off the floor...
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 03:25:13 +0000
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