How do black and white people react when they see a snake in their house... White people: Hey guys we have a visitor today, Nicole could you please go to my room and bring that phonebook. Its ok honey dont be scared, Ill call the SPCA.Tracey, calm down sweetheart, mommy wont let it bite you okay/stay right where you are, cause we dont want to get it mad, lets not hurt it; its Gods creature. Nicole is coming right now, we will let SPCA do their job.Talking to a snake: Hey munchkins, look how beautiful you are. You will be fine, okay. You are in good hands; the SPCA people are on their way to collect you. Black people: (on top of the table, tv flat screen or locked themselves in th fridge screaming). Ayeyeye... wowowowowo! Mamaweee, weiweiwei memeyange, Simoni hurry hurry bring my Ak 47 nd my 9 mm pistol and 7 mm my makarov. Bring everything, nuuta wanangongo niikuti endelela Ohhh eyoka ola halelange shike vakwetu (screaming). Bring my panga. Ifana William next door. He must bring along paraffin, petrol; fire, toti neendelele! Kalunga ketu! Jesus Kristus, Holy Ghost Fire, Fire in this house vakwetu... Talking to th snake: today u are goin to die, whoever send you will regret it, Mememememe, omwa hala kwikoshelange shashi ndalanda o Toyota ipe, jou moer man! Simoni monawange endelela, hurry up. Hano paife naave owa hondoma? Iifana mshinda kaanaave!!!. *COPIED & PASTED
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 15:55:17 +0000
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