How good was primary school? You could run around without care in the world, totally oblivious to what was going on around you. The world was well and truly your oyster. For those of us that can still remember primary school, here are a selection of things that we definitely all did. If you say you didnt, youre only kidding yourself... 1) Miming the songs in assembly instead of actually singing because you lived the thug life and cared for nobody. 2) Absolutely whacking the person you hated on the head during a heated game of Duck Duck Goose. 3) Using your pencil case to cover your answers in a spelling test because all your classmates were cheating six year old b***ards. 4) Sitting on the benches in assembly in Year 6, looking down at all the younger pupils thinking Started from Reception now were here. 5) Singing Hes got the whole world in his PANTS in assembly because you were a comical genius who couldnt be controlled. 6) Being sent to The Wall (not Game of Thrones style, thankfully) at playtime and having to watch all your friends play whilst you stood and lost all your dignity. 7) Unsticking yourself when nobody was looking whilst playing Stuck In The Mud because you were too sassy and lived life in the fast lane. 8) Spending the whole of your primary school life trying to get your gooey alien pregnant. 9) Watching Art Attack after school and thinking that anything was possible as long as you had some PVA glue. 10) Being chosen to be The Murderer in a tense game of Wink Murder and feeling like a mastermind criminal with no limits to your power. 11) Rolling down your big school socks into doughnuts around your ankles because you were the ultimate trendsetter who followed nobodys rules. 12) Getting chosen to give out the whiteboards and giving the person that you hated the dirtiest one with a pen that didnt work. You show them whos boss. 13) Ill be the Mum, you can be the Dad. What can I be? Youre the dog. 14) When the teacher asked you to get into a space in PE and you swung your arms around hitting as many kids as possible, just to show your space and overall authority. 15) Accidentally singing an extra of kings at the end of Sing Hosanna and feeling like youd let your family, school and country down. 16) Being asked to take a note to another teacher and feeling like you had just been honoured with the task of taking The Ring to Mordor. 17) Spreading glue all over your hands then waiting for it to dry and peeling it off because you were a reckless six year old. 18) Holding your palm over someones head without them realising was a foolproof way of counting how many boyfriends/girlfriends they had. You were a genius. 19) Renaming Bulldog after it got banned because you were a gang of no-nonsense nine year olds and nobody could stand in your way. 20) Not clapping your hands during If youre happy and you know it because you were a miserable sod who couldnt be controlled. 21) Listening to the teacher intently as he/she told you the story about the kid who swung too far back on his chair and died. 22) Coming back to school after being on holiday with a hair braid/shaved patterns and feeling way too bootylicious for the untravelled pupils in your class. 23) Wearing a plastic cone as a hat when the teacher wasnt looking in PE and thinking that you were absolutely hilarious. 24) Miss, Ive broken my arm! Just put a wet paper towel on it, youll be fine. 25) Wearing your Total 90s to school and feeling like youd be getting called up to represent England any day soon. 26) Being at the front of the line to walk to assembly and feeling like royalty leading your peasant subjects to war. 27) Absolutely sh**ing yourself with excitement if the coach drove past your house when you were going on a school trip. 28) Youd never felt pain until you got whipped with a skipping rope when running too close to an oblivious skipper. 29) Paper clipping lined paper underneath plain paper to make sure your work was neat so it looked fresh as f**k on the wall. 30) Inviting your friend round for tea after school in order to show off your inflatable furniture.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 22:41:05 +0000
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