How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? =============================== Border Collie: Just one. Then Ill replace any wiring thats not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund: You know I cant reach that stupid lamp! Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while hes busy. Jack Russell Terrier: Ill just pop it in while Im bouncing off the walls. Greyhound: It isnt moving. Who cares? Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Mastiff: Screw it yourself! Im not afraid of the dark... Doberman: While its out, Ill just take a nap on the couch. Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there! Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb? Australian Shepherd: First, Ill put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again? Poodle: Ill just blow in the Border Collies ear and hell do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb? planeturine
Posted on: Tue, 10 Jun 2014 20:59:03 +0000
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