How to annoy (like send to the other side of the planet) your good friends (opposite genders) who are not romantically into you: 1. Tell them unending stories of your dates.. exes.. breakups.. dogs death.. cats marriage etc. 2. Compare them to the random people you meet.. see.. talk to or imagine while taking a bath. 3. When ever they try telling something, cut it and start a similar story from your own glorious past. 4. 90% of the time, start a chat or talk with: am sad.. bored.. lonely.. lost.. constipated.. etc 5. When in time of need, disappear like president Mamnoon.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 20:36:54 +0000
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