How to be a Scavenger(and get away with it) Scavengers Dilemma: You want a coffee, but dont want to pay for it... 1. Go to a Waitrose supermarket in a posh area...such as Beaconsfield...dont worry..you can be as scruffy as you like..in posh areas such as Beaconsfield..this is interpretted as very rich eccentric.. 2. Obtain a cup..you normally get this upon production of a Waitrose receipt..but you dont want to buy anything..dont worry.. 3. Root around in the bin by the coffee machine and get a cup..rinse it in the hot water of the coffee machine..and blow dry in the hand dryer in the loos.. 4. This may seem a risky procedure to the novice Scavenger..but in posh areas..such as Beaconsfield..its fairly safe to assume that nobody in Waitrose has HIv..or Ebola.. 5. Ok..now armed with appropriate cup you can get your free cappuccino/latte or hot choc..and sit there looking posh/eccentric..enjoy with discarded posh newspaper..dont forget to save your cup for next time.. 6. Ps..Always avoid the Big Issue seller on the way out..damn scroungers!!! Pps..I didnt do this today..nooooo...
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 17:17:00 +0000
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