How to clean the basement, by Kristin: Go downstairs. Stare at the basement. Come upstairs. Have a glass of lemonade and check email. Go back downstairs. Find your pill shaver and decide to shave something. Come upstairs and recover with a cup of tea. Go downstairs. Put the Christmas tree stand in a corner where it cant be seen. Come upstairs and reward yourself in Twizzler heaven. Go downstairs. Find a box of random crap. Think to yourself, this box should be labeled random crap! Come upstairs and whip out the sharpies. Ponder the color best used for the labeling project. Go downstairs. Start to question the wisdom of cleaning the basement in the first place. Has anyone ever walked into a basement only to cry out Its so shiny! ?? Realize that rather than actually cleaning the basement, you could spend your day writing about the organic process of cleaning the basement. After all, youre an artist...
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 15:24:07 +0000
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