How to empty a kiddie pool with the water freak of the house in the yard. Throw Hole-e roller across the yard. When water freak runs for the ball, start bailing water out with bucket. When he comes barreling across the lawn, watch where the water lands. He will make sure it is on him. Throw ball, again. Bail faster. He has another shower. This time jumps into the pool and sticks his head into the bucket, sloshing the water back into the pool. Throw ball. Rush to dump very heavy pool. Break a nail. Now, you have a taco shaped pool with a dog lying down inside, digging water onto his belly. Throw ball. He looks at you and ignores ball. Send Izzy for ball. Water freak beats her to it. Dump pool and try to carry across the lawn. Pool knocked out of hands and water freak is now sitting inside it. Yes, I could have put him inside the house while I did this, but making an old dogs day is worth it.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 04:01:13 +0000
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