How to get Australya back on track... With the State and Federal budgets casting dark shadows across the country, we thought its time for us to step in and show some leadership. After consulting widely, weve come up with our blueprint for our great country (were already campaigning for the word blueprint to be changed to greenandgoldprint.) 1. Donate - give up John Laws and Alan Jones for scientific research. Surely their body parts would be useful somewhere else. This would also cut the rate of the carbon-tax by reducing the amount of CO2 being produced on talk-back radio 2. Produce - manufacture an automatic car merging device - built for the Perth market, cars will automatically merge lanes in a civilised manner, reducing traffic congestion and road rage incidents and rejuvenating our manufacturing industry 3. Buy - purchase the naming rights to the Royal Family. An awesome branding strategy would see members of the RF known as Aussie Liz, Down Under Charlie and Harry, the Pilbara Prince
Posted on: Mon, 12 May 2014 02:33:35 +0000
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