How to know an indian read and lol!!!! when the shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath. That for me a toothpaste isn’t over until I’ve entirely flattened it out and started rolling it up from the back. That I buy broccoli and avocados for 300 Rupees, but still ask for some dhaniya patta for free. That I don’t just recycle gifts, I recycle the gift-wrapping paper too. Our home has fine bone china crockery which is used only when guests visit. That I worry about price of gold without any reason of buying it! That I will beat the crap out of my remote to make it work but not change the battery I get so disappointed if the pani puri guy doesn’t give a free sukha puri in the end when I ask for one. That I won’t have my breakfast and starve myself if I have been invited for a lunch buffet. That when my T-shirt gets old, I use it as night wear, when it gets older, I play holi in it & then I use it as a pochha. That I ask for extra oregano and chili flakes from the Dominos guy, so that I can use them later in Maggi Buy a BMW and still ask the dealer for its average.
Posted on: Mon, 12 Aug 2013 15:34:39 +0000