How to make a nineteen month olds shit list with a few simple suggestions: 1. Insist the child wear a coat and hat in poor weather. 2. Insist child refrain from practicing recently learned gymnastics skills in parking lot of West Side Market. 3. Use high chairs during meal times. 4. We are out of marshmallows. 5. Not allowing said child to ingest glue/crayons/paper/excessive amounts of orange pop. 6. Having the audacity to mention nap time. 7. Interrupting Frozen to ask said child any and all questions. 8. Stop licking the puppy. 9. Quietly reminding the child that, despite what their brother may have told them, they cannot fly off of the coffee table. 10. Enforcing bed time. 11. Enforcing bed time without fitful negotiation. 12. Having the gall to suggest said child shares bite of cookie. 13. Ending a rather intense match of peek-a-boo prematurely. 14. Prematurely = before round 50,000,000,000 (it never gets old for them) 15. Its time to get out of the bathtub. And last but not least..... 16. Can you PLEASE give me back my iPhone?? (Child will continue to eat iPhone until you intervene, so be strong, my friend).
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 16:55:06 +0000
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