How to tell if I’ve been replaced by an alien clone. If I say: 1. “No thanks, I’m not in the mood for cotton candy. 2. “No butter on that, please.” 3. “I’ll take a large black coffee.” 4. “I don’t want to sing right now.” 5. “I’ll skip the concert, thanks.” 6. “Rock music is the devil’s music.” 7. “Love the sinner, hate the sin.” If I do: 1. Run out to see the latest Kirk Cameron movie, romantic comedy, or anything involving Oprah 2. Run anywhere farther than 20 feet 3. Eat egg salad or anything even slightly like egg salad 4. Wear harem pants 5. Spend more than three minutes looking for a parking spot 6. Pet your hamster or other rodent If I do not: 1. Tell you I love you, you are an amazing person, but most of all God loves you.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 16:23:43 +0000
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