How true is this. -Craig- Forget Rednecks . . heres what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Saskatchewanians and Manitobans.... If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Saskatchewan or Manitoba.. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they dont work there, you live in Saskatchewan or Manitoba. If youve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Manitoba or Saskatchewan. If youve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Saskatchewan or Manitoba. If Vacation means going anywhere south of Yarmouth for the weekend, you live in Saskatchewan or Manitoba. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Manitoba or Saskatchewan. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Saskatchewan or Manitoba. If you have switched from heat to A/C in the same day and back again, you live in Saskatchewan or Manitoba. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Manitoba or Saskatchewan. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Manitoba or Saskatchewan. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Saskatchewan or Manitoba. If you design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Saskatchewan or Manitoba. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Manitoba or Saskatchewan. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Saskatchewan or Manitoba. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Saskatchewan or Manitoba. If you find 10 degrees F a little chilly, you live in Manitoba or Saskatchewan. If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you live in Saskatchewan or Manitoba.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 12:26:43 +0000
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