Hubby came home drunk. To avoid wifes scolding, he took a laptop & started working. Wife: Peeke aye ho kya? Hubby : Nahi meri ma... Wife: Bewde, phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho?? There are two types of suicide ( Fast & Slow ). Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao. Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho. --------------------------+++ Ek Aadmi Jyotish se, ”Meri shadi kyon nahi ho rahi hai?” Jyotish: ” kaise hogi pagley? Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai!!! Whats Marriage? Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense..! Definition Of Happy Couple - HE Does What SHE Wants… SHE Does What SHE Wants. Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command. Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!! Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life. -Shakespear Laughing At ur Wifes Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life. -Shakespears Wife Arz kiya hai.. Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge, wah wah wah Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge.. Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge..!! Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi Raakshas se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu Awesome reply : Husband : Are pagli,, Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!! Arz kia hai.... ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai... Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai... Apni profile pic mai akeli... Aur pati ki profile pic me saath hoti hai
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 02:22:41 +0000
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