Humor “You might be a meat head” You have to admire and respect the extreme desire dedication & determination that individuals of our sport posses. To the rest of the public your level of commitment may come across as a bit unusual. Sometimes you just need to keep it light and laugh at yourself. I myself am an old school recovering “meat head” so I feel I can post the following jokes, as at one point in my life a lot of these applied to myself or my close friends. The following comments are meant in good humor and in no way meant to offend anyone. My kids and their friends have come up with many of these having been surrounded by silly “meat heads most of their life.” Feel free add any “You might be a meat” jokes in the comment section below, just don’t be offensive. wastatebodybuilding/humor 1-If you open your fridge and you got prepped meals in zip lock baggies… you might be a meat head 2-If you are extremely proud of the pics you post on Facebook or Instagram of your prepped meals in neatly stacked tupperware or zip lock baggies… you might be a meat head 3-If there are no condiments in your fridge door, normal people have items in the door such as BBQ sauce, teriyaki sauce, dressings… you might be a meat head 4-If you open your fridge/freezer and it that contains less than 5 items but in large quantities… you might be a meat head 5-If you bring your own food to a restaurant… you might be a meat head 6-If you order food at a restaurant and ask your server 50 questions about how your food is prepped and whats in it… you might be a meat head 7-if you make up random excuses not to go to: parties, bbq’s or family gatheringst because you do not want to subject yourself to the food these “pigs” are eating… uhhhhh your definitely a meat head 8-if you wear posing trunks under an everyday outfit… you might be a meat head 9-if you put a coat of competition tan on just to go to an event… you might be a meat head 10-if you own a tank top that does not cover your nipples… you might be a meat head 11-If you’ve quit your job because you can’t get your meals in, and they expect you to “work”… you might be a meat head 12-If it angers you at the gym when someone tries to talk to you when you were “in the zone”… you might be a meat head 13-If you’ve ever found a 2 week old rotten protein shaker in your car… you might be a meat head 14-If the intro of the majority of your conversations start with your weight and competition goals… you might be a meat head 15-If you’ve ever bragged about the fact that you can’t bend over to tie your shoes… you might be a meat head 16-If the sound of people eating popcorn in a movie theater irritates you, because you can not have any… you might be a meat head 17-If this list offends you in any way… you might be a meat head 18-If when, you got company over and you cook for for yourself, and no body else… you might be a meat head 19-If you show up and someone’s house and the first thing you ask is “can i use your microwave?”… you might be a meat head 20-If your profile pics consists of you in a posing suit… you might be a meat head 21-If your “business” card has a pic of you in a: posing suit, bikini, or your shirt is off… you might be a meat head 22-If it makes you mad when a stranger asks if you work out… you might be a meat head 23-If there are half naked pictures of you or someone else on your fridge or pantry door… you might be a meat head 24-If the highlight of your day consists of “getting your meals in”… you might be a meat head 24-If you obsess over peanut butter… you might be a meat head 26-If you’ve ever stood in the candy or cookie aisle in sheer amazement… you might be a meat head 27-If you get excited about MEEEEEEAAAAAAT… you might be a meat head 28-If you can quote lines from the movie “pumping iron”… you might be a meat head 29-If you’ve ever been late to anything because you had to “prep” your meals… you might be a meat head 30-If chewing gum has ever been the highlight of your daily diet… you might be a meat head 31-If you wear a lifting belt in the grocery store… you might be a meat head 32-If you have ever worn a fanny pack to the gym… you might be a meat head 33-If you still own baggies (the pants)… you might be a meat head head 34-If your a dude and wear spandex pants… you might be a meat head 35-If you carry a gallon of water with you everywhere… you might be a meat head 36-If you can not leave your house for 3 hours without binging a cooler packed with enough food to feed a family of 4 … you might be a meat head
Posted on: Thu, 11 Jul 2013 21:35:47 +0000
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