Humorous article from Arjuna Ardagh on Elephant Journal 1. Moving forward, “Howerya doin,” “Aloha,” “ Wazzup dawg,” “How do you do?” and “Namaste” are all considered to be equally reverential greetings. 2. If you’ve been living on a diet of brown rice, seaweed, Bragg’s Amino Acid and coconut water, the word’s out, you can relax now. New scientific studies reveal that even eating recycled cardboard can be good for your health, if you stop worrying and eat what is in front of you with gratitude. 3. If you’ve spent years trying to manifest “prosperity,” “abundance,” or “financial freedom,” the game plan has officially changed. More than 2 billion people live on less than a dollar a day. So if you are a lucky dog, with a warm place to sleep, food to eat and friends around you, the next step is to think about how to help other people. 4. If you’ve been channeling Archangel Michael, the Pleiades or Elvis, its time to cut it out. From here forward your responsibility is simply to connect the words that come out of your mouth with the thoughts and feelings that are passing inside of you. Codeword: honesty. (Known to lead to intimacy.) Read the entire list here: elephantjournal/2014/01/breaking-news-the-new-age-goes-into-retirement-arjuna-ardagh/
Posted on: Sun, 19 Jan 2014 22:39:43 +0000
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