“Hurry, hurry, get your free cigars, every cigar’s a vote for Bugs Bunny” - Yeeehaw its time for the Friday Rant! Well politics seems to be the hot topic and in the Ukraine, Darth Vader has registered to run for President as leader of the Ukrainian Internet Party. “I alone can make an empire out of a republic, to restore former glories, to return lost territories and pride for this country,” states Lord Vader. Interestingly he was officially endorsed by a Wookie! Why cant we have elections like that?? Well this weekend us plebs in WA get to vote once again in the Federal Ewection for the Senate seats because, well.... we just love the sausage sizzle. The WingNut, Kingslayer and Sir Les Patterson have all been over here stinking up the place trying to buy our votes. There is so much horse manure flying around at the moment that the Greens have a taken on a poo-brownish tinge. But be responsible with your vote and lets hope the Ewectoral Commission can get their shyte together this time! Well hello Mr Barnett!! I see you continue to defend the Chair Sniffer even though he used a government vehicle like a sybian (look it up people!!... but not at work!!! lol!!) on parked cars and his front gate! And surprise, surprise youve been fondling the WingNuts strap-on and agreed for WA to be the test site for the National Disability Scheme on the eve of the Federal Ewection - WA (Part 2). Nice of you to spit and polish the WingNuts ego! Meanwhile in the US of A the CIA is none too pleased with a Senate Committee accusing it of spying on its members investigating CIA torture techniques during the George W Bush (a.k.a W) era. Nothing to see they say. Well the Committee has voted to declassify the document that will outline the greatest torture tactic used on terrorism suspects was replays of Ws speeches! Time for Sport!! Well the Aussies are out of the T20 World Cup in a completely underwhelming performance, only managing to beat Bangladesh in their last match. Its about as bad as it can get for the Aussies after a great summer beating up the SaFas and the Poms...... Speaking of those Poms they lost to the Netherlands at the T20! Hmmm are the Poms really shyte and therefore the Aussies arent that good? Well at least we didnt lose to those Crazy Dutch Bastards!! Well the Western Farce are looking like a Force in the Super Rugby going for their 4th in row (thats win folks!!) this week when they take on the Reds this weekend. At this rate they may actually become a decent team! And in the AwFL Mighty Mick and the boys from Caaarlton face up to the boys from Windy Hill in the match of the round. Without a win this year the Lygon street crew need to get on the winners list or it could see the fat lady warming up her vocal chords for and end to the Silver Foxs tenure. Ohh and the AwFL is now a pure non contact sport after two players were suspended for making accidental head contact whilst attempting to apply the bump. There is now more physical play in championship darts and netball looks like netbrawl in comparison! And its Time for G(o)(o)gle!! Checkout the latest Shakira and Rhiannon music vid and Coco and the Vanity Vixens. Go to it Men!! By the way check out electionsausagesizzle.au for the list of polling booths and the menus on offer! sandhufridayrant.blogspot.au/
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 03:48:43 +0000
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