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Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping & still hasnt arrived home yet. Inspector: What is her height? Husband: I never noticed. Inspector: Slim or healthy? Husband: Not slim, can be healthy. Inspector: Colour of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Inspector: Colour of hair ? Husband: Changes according to the season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Pants and shirt, maybe a dress or something ..... I dont remember exactly. Inspector: Did she go in a car??? Husband: Yes!!! Inspector: Can you tell me the number, name & colour of the car ? Husband: NLH-638 Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode....and it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. At this point the husband started crying... Inspector: Dont worry sir, we will find your car..........

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