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Husband: There are two candy eyeballs on my nightstand. Dont eat them, theyre mine. Me:I assure you, theyre safe. Where did you get two candy eyeballs? HusbandPaytons chocolate bunny. Me:Does Payton know? Husband:Yes. I told her candy eyeballs contain steroids and if she ate them, it would be the same as doping and she would never get into college on a basketball scholarship so she gave them to me. Me:Youre a special kind of evil Richie. This is a proud, proud day.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 13:12:12 +0000

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