Husband: Tumhaare Shaadi se pehle kitne boyfriend the? Wife silent! Husband chilla ke : Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhun? Wife: Haaye Rabba....Gin to rahi hoon chilla kyun rahe ho...😜😀😝 One million books were sold in just two days due to a typing mistake in just one letter...Which was: How to change your wife The real word was life..... 😝😝😝 Joke of the decade.. Sardar was driving car very fast. Trafic police caught him. Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving. Police-witout Teacher? Sardar-ya,its corespondance Course... 😜 A couple 👫 watching an IPL ⚾ match on the TV 💻 together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies 😆 like his brother. Husband: 😨 He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee 😄 Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta 😁 Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡. Husband: 😭😭😭He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. 😜 Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to? Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’. Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over😆😆😆? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV 😂😂😂. Wife turns it on and watches ‘Balika Vadhu’ 😅😅😅 Husband: Who is this Anandi? Wife: Tumhari Maa...😡😡😡 Don’t you dare disturb me.. 😆😆😆 Husband: 😳😳😳
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