Husband and Wife in Court Discussion ..... The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child? . . Wife jumped up and said:Your Honour I brought child into this world with Pain and Labour So it should be in My Custody. .. The Judge turns 2 Husband & says What do You have to say in your defence? The Husband sits for a while contemplating then slowly says..... Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes Out, whose Pepsi is it? The Machines or Mine? . . Yeh sunke... Wife replied:Judge Sahab... Bartan Mera... Doodh bhi Mera... Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke liye2 boond Daalne se Dahi bana To fir Wo dahi kiska.? Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka . . Husband replied :Type writer me kagaz Maine dala, keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki, fir Chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri? Frustrated Judge (Getting mad): Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi Haath se hi likh leta To ye Noubat hi na Aati.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 05:56:08 +0000
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