Husbnd or wife chori k topic pe bat kr rahe thay. Husband: Jo shakhs chori krta hy wo baad me zarur pachtata hy . Wife romantic mood me: Or ap ne jo shadi se pehle meri nendain churai theen un k bare me kya khyal hy? . Husband: Bakwaas kr to raha hun k jo chori krta hy wo zrur pachtata hy...!! . Husband & wife both die in a car accident.. Husband becomes Bhoot & Wife becomes churail They both meet after some time Wife: Kitny change lag rahe ho bhoot bn kr Husband: Par tum bilkul Nahi badli...! . Larki larkay se: Janu!! Ab hum Dubara kab aur kahan milen ge? Larka: Ye to ab Tahir ul Qadri he bataen ge k wo agla jalsa kab aur kahan rakhte hain . Wife: janu hafte ko Shopping pe chalen ge itwar ko Ammi k ghar jaen ge. Peer ko Porlor jaen ge. Mangal ko Dinner karne jaen ge. Budh ko Movie Dekhnay chalen ge. Aur jummerat ko Picnic pe jaen ge. Theek hy. Husband: or jumme ko Masjid chalen ge Wife: Kiun Husband: . . . . . . . Bheek Mangnay.!;} . 1 Aadmi ki shadi Mobilink mein kaam krne wali Larki se hui Shohar Ghungt uthane lga to Boli: Braye Mehrbani is Menu se intikhab kijiye Ghungt uthany k liye 1 dabaye Baten krne k liye 2 dabaye Munh dikhai k liye 3 dabaye Ring pehnany k liye 4 dabaye Shohar gussy se: Ab ye b bta do Talaq deny k liye kya dabaun ? B.v: Apka mojoda balance is kaam k liye na kafi hy Baraye mehrbani phly haq-mehr k paisy jama kren or mazeed malomat k liye meri ammi se rabta kren Mujhse Shadi krne ka shukriya...! . Ek badsha k 2 betay thay Ahmed Bin Moosa or Muhammad Bin Moosa, dono hr qism k jangi hathyaron ko chalana janty thay, is k sath wo ruhani uloom k b mahir thay Ek din badshah bola: Meri aankho ki thandk mere beto muje ek bat boht tang kr rahi hy, kya tm dono uska jawab dy kr mujhe is kashmakash se nikal skty ho? Beton ne kaha: Ji baba jan poochiye hum zarur apki madad kren ge. To badshah ne poocha . . . . Kya Ganja Istefa De Dega.?
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 11:16:12 +0000
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