I LOVE THIS ANSWER TO AN ATHIEST!............................LOL One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, weve decided that we no longer need you. We’re to the point that we can clone people and do many so called miraculous things that you took credit for that were deemed impossible for us to replicate not too long ago, so why don’t you just get lost!!!” God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, “Very well, how about this? Let’s say we have a man-making contest.” To which the scientist replied, Oh hell yes! Lets do it!!! “But,” God added, “we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam. You may go first.” The scientist said, “Sure, no problem” and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt. God looked at him and said, “Whoa, whoa, hold on there...get your own dirt!!!”
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 07:46:38 +0000
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