I OBAMA, Im sure that could never be A man as virtuous as me, Ive honed my precious self-esteem In ways no common man could dream! To feed my moral vanity, I preen for all the world to see; I trust in everybodys face The noble causes I embrace. And lest there be the slightest doubt That Im no bitter, clinging lout, The bumper sticker on my Volt Affirms that Im no right wing dolt. As these credentials will attest I am the brightest and the best-- And true to my enlightened soul, Utopia shall be my goal; The planet should be mine to run; I know whats best for everyone. My Nanny Squad will nag and scold, Until the plebes do as theyre told. My Social Justice Ministry Will outlaw inequality-- With good intent unwavering Ill redistribute everything. Ill be obscenely generous With subsidy and stimulus; To fund my drunken spending sprees The fat cat profits I will seize! For those who fail my heart will bleed, But woe to those who DARE succeed. I vow to vanquish human greed, To each according to his need. Therell be no want, therell be no war, My vacations cost could feed the poor, Therell be no limit to my grace, When I control the human race. No more Marines, No more Seabees, My healthcare Force will smite disease. And all will rightly worship me, This Savior of Humanity.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 15:58:12 +0000
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