I SAW THE NOAH FILM? As a moral work? #Noah wants to kill girl babies because he believes that’s what God commands.Then laments in the scene that he has not obeyed God by failing to kill his twin granddaughters !!! #Noah will take not one fertile female on the ark.Of course,there is one problem with an ark without one healthy human womb.Who,now,would be around to buy a ticket to Aronofsky’s movie !!! #His adoption of the sick girl is undermined later when he tries to stab her infant daughters !!! #Noah becomes almost crazy as he believes the only purpose to his family’s existence was to help build the Ark for the “innocent” animals (this is a worship of creation,not the creator) !!! # Noah riled me for the complete omission of the name “God” from the movie !!! #Noah rebukes a son for plucking a flower and even kills men he finds hunting an animal(Demonic half dog – half snake).So killing animal=bad.Killing men=not so !!! #We are told that the cities are centers of technology(that technology and cities are innately bad because they hurt the planet),but when we see the cities close up,they are just tents and unwashed people with really bad hair.You would think if they were so advanced they might have at least invented shampoo !!! Too Infuriating. As a Bible adaptation? #The serpent’s body which was shed in Eden,was their “birthright reminder.” These tefillin satan straps are then doubled with magical power as they wrap around ones arm ??? #Noah’s family in this movie only consists of his wife,three sons,and one daughter-in-law,contrary to the Bible ??? #Methuselah (Noah’s grandfather) is a type of witch-doctor,whose mental health is questionable and talks about red berries too much ??? #Tubal-Cain stays alive by eating hibernating lizards in the ark where ham and his family is a vegan ??? #Noah receives a magic seed from Methuselah that blooms a magical forest in the desert found nowhere in the bible??? #Noah film portrays Noah as a wicked hatchet-man and suicide bomber for God which angers all bible teachers ??? #The Bible does not say In the beginning there was nothing and neither does a single celled being eventually become a monkey thus lying that the bible supports atheistic evolution ??? Too weird. As a work of entertainment? #The living boulders and rock angels are bad Lord of the Rings ripoffs or are they just terrible Transformer movie leftovers... #Picture this: Gladiator flick meets Singing in the Rain film.... #The fakest,funniest looking,plastic green snake used repeatedly to indicate badness... #There is a boat,a flood,and a guy named Noah and that is all the real entertainment in this movie... #The evil city people believe it is the apocalypse within seconds of the first drops of rain... #There was one cool shot of people clinging to a rock and getting washed away,but it was over too fast... #How does crap like this get made for $125 million? Mysterium tremendum... Too laughable.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 05:00:50 +0000
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