I TRIED TO SMOKE WEED TODAY I met a friend of mine back in school a couple of days back, mehn he was riding in a brand new Hunda SUV.....Hmm. As he rode across the streets of Port-Harcourt, he caught sight of me still doing the same old like 1kilometre trekking to make a small withdrawal at the ever busy/crowded First bank ATM. He quickly pulled over and with a crazy little smile he wined down his screen and waved me to notice him; hmm I saw him and quickly gave a hurry man scream Pastor, wow! Mehn I see God has blessed you greatly. He quickly gave me this Anambra laugh Nhahahah and replied, God has been a blessing to us all, just that we failed to notice His blessings because we all were trapped in one location, one place for four years called University I quickly nodded in agreement and he started the ignition, where you heading, i just had to lie like a Miami spy who just got burned; I was actually heading towards your way actually and thank God you are here. Cool he said. He droved a couple of poles and we got engrossed in a huge conversation So how is you been doing? Hmm me, great; the lord has been a blessing though I guess he hasnt given me a car yet. He laughed again like an Akwa Ibom cook Ahuahahkam I see, so whats up with the stuffs you were putting up when I knew you in school, the scripting, producing and all, I said you know those stuffs cant leave me, I got a TV show now plus I also have a few other stuffs am doing. Then a call came in, In his Anambra accent: Nya bata na Lagos this evening by last flight. Hmm, this dude now flies first class?! After the call, I told him I was actually going to stop right there and he pulled me over and we exchanged I.Ds. He drove off and I stood right there staring at his gold plated plate number with two thoughts going through my mind. He wasnt better than me before he left school, he didnt pray better than me, he wasnt as creative as me, he didnt have the best uncles then, so why would God bless him better than me. I kept these thoughts in my mind until my head created a huge drama off it. I was enjoying the suspense and trailers in the theatre built up by my mind which was being transmitted into my head. Then I walked into a hide out where they sell Marijuana or like they call it Blaw immediately the guys saw me and smile. Hey why are they all staring at me I imagined. Okay guys I just want to buy this for a friend who cant stay without smoke in his head I lied. Okay the guy who was selling it said, what quantity? I said as many as 500 would afford. Hmm....The other guys looked at me and said Dude! 500 naira weed is going to send you to hell if you take them all in one day, ignorantly I smiled and said I wasnt going to smoke them all in one day. Then the other replied and said the economy has gone so bad for smokers that we now recommend weed because its more economical, you can buy this much and smoke it for one to two weeks. I smiled and said yeah, but I can afford to buy weed for every single weed smoking dude in my neighborhood even in the bad economy. One of the female on hearing that looked at me and said Hey did you just flash my number? How the heck am I supposed to flash your line, am just meeting you here since the last twenty five years I said without thinking. She said sorry am high, I smiled and said Yeah I know. Hahahaha. Hey am running out of time, can you wrap this stuff faster?! The guy brought in a wrap of Kala kuta refined weed and I smiled Wow, is this really going to happen today, as I took the wrap and the guy offered me a lighter, i saw the guys stare at me like This dude is about to light up his life I immediately burnt the mouth ready to inhale it when I heard a voice from the weed some people fail to realise that they are more crazier than what they hold in their hands right now As if I was in a trace, I replied how do you mean? The weed spirit looked at me and said they say when you smoke me you would be one of the best rappers in the world, full with lyrics, you would be crazy enough to write on How to Change The World, you would be filled with creativity, knowledge of whats beyond your reach, stuffs no one ever knew, and generaLly become a Genius in that which you are into; Have you ever asked them that if all they say about me is true, why havent the Government passed it into law that every kid should smoke weed inorder to have good grades in mathematics?! Why havent the government recommended it for Secondary school teachers, Professors, Lecturers and students? Sorry I am telling you this he continued because I just felt you have more smoke in your head already than this thing you are holding in your hand right now, your mind is the engine of your life; if you think smoking weed is going to make you become rich, make you famous, make you tough, make you the best rapper, its up to you. You have written five great movie scripts without smoking weed, you have done a couple of great songs without smoking weed, where do you think you got those smoke in your head, you were born with enough smoke that would keep your passion and creativity burning until you are able to get to that point in your career or profession so dont try to add more to it because some people have lost all that smoke after taking weed and they have become as cold as ice because they allowed people whose dream is different from theirs give them lecturers on How to be Successful The only anti-dote to success is that strategy which you can create with your own mind. God created The Heavens and the Earth by mere Imaginations, 99.9% of Hollywood Blockbusters are mere imaginations......Imaginations is the engine which was built with the mind. As he spoke to me, I was lost in thought that when he was done, the weed had all burnt out then I realised It had all been a DREAM, Oh! What a Dream!!! Now its already morning and I have got an 8am class to attend, Now I hate final year classes, they just have a way of telling you that hey, its almost time up so stay serious and focus on Graduation. Thanks for hearing out my early morning imagination. Let it inspire you because its a true Message About Weed Smoking, it would kill your Future!
Posted on: Thu, 23 Jan 2014 09:23:44 +0000
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