I always love it when the County sends out multiple e-mails about bringing your child to work day. Oh, boy...yes. I envision my co-workers having this conversation (I work in a substance abuse clinic): Dad enters and finds his son and daughter properly ignoring him. Dad: Hey, kids. Its take your kids to work day tomorrow. MOANS Son: Not really interested, dad. Dad: But, son. It will be great. Youll see what your old man does all day. Son: No, dad. Daughter perks up Daughter: Wait. You work at a drug clinic, dont you Dad? Dad: Thats right, kitten. I work around drug addicts all day long. Son and daughter look at one another and smile. They rush to the door bright-eyed and beaming with joy. Son/Daughter: Lets go now. Dad laughs. Dad: Thats the spirit. But, youll have to wait. By the way, whats that big plastic bag for, kitten? Daughter: Oh, just because. By the way, could I have an advance on my allowance? Son: Me, too. Dad smiles. Dad: Planning on buying something, son (wink, wink). Like someones birthday is coming up soon. Kids: You caught us, Dad. Dad chuckles and walks away to get his wallet. Yes, you may use this scene Will Pommerening
Posted on: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 20:02:32 +0000
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