I am Pissed SO Lets offend everyone..... Id just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said Ive not eaten for two days. I told him, I wish I had your will power. I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently Blacks and Mexicans were NOT the correct answers. A fat girl served me in McDonalds at lunch time. She said sorry about the wait. I said, Dont worry, youll find a way to lose it eventually I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said Any Change? I said, Nope, youre still black Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, Ive found that a bacon sandwich works best! Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed. I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself...Im going to take that. Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him Where am I? The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back. Youre in that basket. < ThE LoRd>
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 07:29:55 +0000
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